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Hendrikus (\"Henk\") Johannes Bosveld was a Dutch football midfielder, who was nicknamed Charly after Charles Chaplin due to a similar style of walking.
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Lamar Sternad is an American former hotel administrator and a Democratic primary candidate for Florida's 26th congressional district. Incumbent freshman Republican Congressman David Rivera had qualified to run in the general election for District 26.
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Bărăganu is a commune in Constanța County, Northern Dobruja, Romania. The commune includes two villages:
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